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RETARD MARKETS

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TRADE SHIT, MEMES, DRAMA, NARRATIVES & KOL

[WHERE DEGENS BET ON CHAOS]

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#1 HOT
🔥 X
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Is Alon gonna tweet before summer 2026?

Pool

274.9

SOL

Bets

52

DEGENS

YES 61%NO 39%
#2 HOT
🔥 DRAMA
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Is Frank DeGods gonna become a good trader in 2026?

Pool

259.9

SOL

Bets

32

DEGENS

YES 38%NO 62%
#3 HOT
🔥 MEMECOIN
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Will there be a Pump.fun airdrop before WW3?

Pool

249.1

SOL

Bets

29

DEGENS

YES 73%NO 27%
🎭 DRAMA
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Is Trump gonna rug the whole world again in 2026?

Is Trump gonna rug the whole world again in 2026?

Pool

22.0

SOL

Yes

17.0

SOL

No

5.0

SOL

YES 77%NO 23%
YES
NO
👤 @a589d2f5-06a4-4dd9-a1d9-f77461673cb6⏰ 1/25/2026
Status: ActiveID: 9b0cc2fd
🎭 DRAMA
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Is Nick O'Neil gonna find a woman he doesn't have to pay?

Will Nick O'Neil finally find true love and a genuine relationship in 2026, or will his romantic endeavors continue to be transactional?

Pool

225.3

SOL

Yes

23.8

SOL

No

201.5

SOL

YES 11%NO 89%
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/29/2026
Status: ActiveID: 88f3b75a
🐦 X
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Are KOLs gonna keep saying "shill me the tickers" in 2026?

Will crypto Key Opinion Leaders continue their annoying habit of asking "shill me the tickers" throughout 2026, or will they finally find a new catchphrase?

Pool

244.0

SOL

Yes

198.4

SOL

No

45.6

SOL

YES 81%NO 19%
YES
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/31/2026
Status: ActiveID: c59a7c5b
🎭 DRAMA
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Is Lexapro gonna manage to trade without scamming his community?

Will Lexapro finally trade with integrity and stop rugpulling his followers in 2026? Can a leopard change its spots?

Pool

233.3

SOL

Yes

17.4

SOL

No

215.9

SOL

YES 7%NO 93%
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/22/2026
Status: ActiveID: 30e2b15e
🎭 DRAMA
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Is Frank DeGods gonna become a good trader in 2026?

Will Frank DeGods, the famous NFT creator, finally master the art of trading and become consistently profitable throughout 2026? Or will he keep getting rekt?

Pool

259.9

SOL

Yes

98.2

SOL

No

161.7

SOL

YES 38%NO 62%
YES
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/27/2026
Status: ActiveID: f927fc26
🎭 DRAMA
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Are the Bored Apes gonna release their video game in 2026?

Will Yuga Labs finally deliver the long-awaited Bored Ape Yacht Club video game in 2026, or will it be another year of delays and broken promises?

Pool

223.7

SOL

Yes

89.5

SOL

No

134.2

SOL

YES 40%NO 60%
YES
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/18/2026
Status: ActiveID: ba3d9d11
💥 CHAOS
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Is the RETARD MARKET dev Jewish?

Is the anonymous developer behind RETARD MARKET of Jewish heritage? The ultimate degen mystery that nobody asked for but everyone wants to know.

Pool

235.6

SOL

Yes

111.7

SOL

No

123.9

SOL

YES 47%NO 53%
YES
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/17/2026
Status: ActiveID: 2efac6df
🐦 X
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Is Alon gonna tweet before summer 2026?

Will the legendary Alon break his silence and post a tweet before the summer of 2026 arrives? The crypto community is waiting with bated breath.

Pool

274.9

SOL

Yes

167.8

SOL

No

107.1

SOL

YES 61%NO 39%
YES
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 6/21/2026
Status: ActiveID: 71696e00
🪙 MEMECOIN
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Will there be a Pump.fun airdrop before WW3?

Will Pump.fun announce and distribute an airdrop to users before World War 3 breaks out? A race between generosity and global catastrophe.

Pool

249.1

SOL

Yes

181.3

SOL

No

67.8

SOL

YES 73%NO 27%
YES
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/30/2026
Status: ActiveID: 55a9c29d
🪙 MEMECOIN
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Is WhiteWhale gonna hit 1B before Alon's next tweet?

Will the WhiteWhale token reach a market cap of 1 billion dollars before Alon posts his next tweet on X? This is a race between market momentum and social media activity.

Pool

216.8

SOL

Yes

127.5

SOL

No

89.3

SOL

YES 59%NO 41%
YES
NO
👤 @6f1ec4bd-28b7-4e7b-a042-a859a79545f2⏰ 1/22/2026
Status: ActiveID: 71e121c3
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